The Solution To Over Population
THE SOLUTION TO OVERPOPULATION
Written by: Gemini.
Hello. The time has come.. to stop something. Something that is raging
out of control and is a threat to everything that humans consider a part
of their lives. This threat is OVERPOPULATION. And it must be stopped.
There is one, and ONLY one solution to this.... read on.
I basically became fully aware of the threat of overpopulation when
I discovered The Church of Euthanasia. Yes, they also stand for the
reduction of the human species, but their solutions are a little, err..
shall we say, unpractical. They give their solutions as:
VOLUNTARY SUICIDE - Cool.. but how many can you convince to do it?
SODOMY - Yep, that works, you can't get your spouse pregnant if you
butt-fuck her. Heh. But again, how are you going to get everyone
to do that?
CANNIBALLISIM - Ummm.. nuff said.
ABORTION - Abortion rules! It's a great way to reduce population.
But again, you can't convince everyone to do that.. the
religious freaks are going to keep having goddamn 12-kid
families!!
Now, I don't mean to bash on the CoE. They do a great job of raising
awareness of overpopulation. Good job guys!
Enough of that, heh. So how are we going to reduce population?
Here's some other "possible" impractical methods:
KILL PEOPLE - Umm.. er.. well it would work, but we want a peaceful
world, don't we?
MANDATORY ABORTION - This would work too... but impractical for obvious
reasons.
FORCED STERILIZATION - (Getting warmer!) This would work like a charm!
But, as above, impractical. Be my guest to strap
down billions of people to an operating table....
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